Of id.io.its & Mo-r-ons



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I have long been suffering from this "illness" - Anti-Idiocies Disorder (AID)..symptoms?? I wud be possessed by "hangin-satu-badan" thingys, be quick at howling names  like bodoh#stupidos#jerks#jackass#dumbs#bongek etc etc while reading any material (especially newspapers) with idiocies reported on them..included in the  "rasuk @ naik-hangin" phase is either frequent "geli-hati" giggling or occasional explosive "lupa-diri" laughing. (wondering, jus what is wrong with me, ehh???)

AID has long made me easily terribly sicked by brainless acts, words, feelings, thoughts..has got me easily sensitived by those idiot things.

My last sudden attack of AID was triggered by Malaysian Football Fans of Pahang and JDT recently. Duh..terrible, really. 

Lemme give my two cents to those people involved, ehh:

Don't you guys have any bigger/more important/more sensible thing to fight over? Bloodied, swollen, bruised, cuffed bodies just because of something terribly not worth it like a football match? How lower then your brain could sink???

Come on dudes..Because of politics WE have had enuf id.i.ots and mor-ons already, here in Malaysia. Please just don't add any to the malaysian.id.i.ots.list.

I am really begging you dudes..just, don't! please..

p/s: a disclaimer/penafian from me: btw, since my kid days, kan.. i don't do f#ck, bu@%^&* or any other god-knows-what-dirty-swearings, fearing my mak's palms, wud swiftly scattering cili boh paste all over my mouth like a pro chef, tau!those words are BIG NO-NOs in my family. Even at this age of 33, my mak would immediately hush me whenever the "bodoh" things flow between my two lips..let alone the genitalia-inspired-eye-rolling swear-wordies.haha!ever become cili boh paste-mouthed, Gie??? no..no..never..God has always saved me, Alhamdulillah)

I LIKE!I LIKE! I LIKE!

(many thanks to wired.co.uk- i do have lots of ?????? with those thumb-ups, i seriously do)

The FB LIKE button has got me mesmerised. It makes things so damn simple that clicking a button is just enough to show our interest/ support etc on the LIKEd matters. What else is simpler than clicking a button, right? It does not need any typing, spelling checking, tone adjusting, words selecting... and at times, clicking this button doesn't even need a thinking as liking the post is all that matters..alahai..there sinks the brain.

To me, this very button on FB can be a good proof that humans are really suffering from the NPD - the Narcissistic Personality Disorder that has long been diminishing people's sensitivity towards other things. We post things on FB - instead of expecting honest comments on the posted matter, we hope to get LIKEs & this is the problem. When self-admiration rules FB, coupled with the LIKEs from viewers (who could be total strangers) what else do we get other than boosting egos and mountains of self-admiration?No sharing views, no exchanging ideas, no self-humility, no space for self-muhasabah, 0 self-balancing -  as all of these have been deliciously slurped by the Narcissus.

We humans, are all narcisstic-we like ourselves, and like it even more when we are liked by others too..betoi, tak??? Even I can't say NO to this. pathetic, isn't it?

BUT FBookers, please! there are times when we need more than those LIKEs laahh. When people post "Aku menci ko..kurang ajor, bangs@t" menci!/ "set@n ahh PKK, BNN, PASS" or even " Camno nak poi Soromban, Jang" etc  (these are all made-up, ok) - LIKEs are just not relevant !People really need words here - good good words, of course.

Well! well! well ! allow me to say this:

"FB LIKE Button pleases simple hearts. Of minds - it pleases not"

(I shall post this on my wall and see how many LIKEs do I get :) So narcissus me, isn't it???hahaha)

p/s: FB clingy Humans have really mesmerized me!where have they got the time to post things every minute & second???(I wonder if FB addicts are really humans. Dumb me..of course humans, they are!tapirs don't give FB a damn, laaa. not even a bit..)